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cheese trayToday, I decided to eat a piece of cheese.  This was special cheese.  It was going to be the first thing I put in my mouth for the day.  It came in a very fancy plastic container that would self-seal and keep the cheese inside from turning into a greasy shingle.

I grabbed the cheese package and lifted up on the tab that would pop open the lid.  The lid didn’t budge.  I changed my grip and pulled on the tab again.  Still stuck.

Then, I looked at how I was holding the package.  I saw my non-tab-pulling hand holding down another tab that was joined to the lid.  While I’d been pulling like the dickens at the tab, I was holding the lid closed with my other hand.  I was getting in my own way of getting to the cheese.

I couldn’t help but laugh.  How many times do we pull and pull on the tab of enlightenment sticking out when we’re hungry and we can see the cheese beckoning to us from inside the carton?  And how many times are we also the hand holding the lid stuck, working against ourselves, getting upset?

The secret to getting the cheese:  give up the death grip.  Let go.  Laugh.  Pull tab.  Giggle while eating cheese.

Photo by Ayngelina (via Flickr).


4 Comments

  • Laughing out loud now, even without the cheese! What a familiar story…A) hold both ends; B) pull hard in opposite directions; C) curse gods and man for lack of progress; D) repeat.

    I love this story! And I’m giggling (still minus the cheese, but it’s ok)!

     
  • Okay and here’s the extension of that! Finally after LONG while of repeating E) reads instuctions while feeling sheepish. I keep several of my foodstuffs-(i.e. flour, sugar etc.) in 5 gallon buckets. Keeps out the critters, plus 28miles is a little too far to go to the local store), All of my buckets open by prying off the top–except for the one that holds the honey. It states right on the bucket to unscrew the lid,of course I didn’t read the instructions on a bucket of honey. The Hubbs and I struggles for almost an hour to get the lid off before reading the label-funny thing was he didn’t even glance at the label just got caught up in my attempt at imposing my will upon the bucket and jumped right in! Result? well I have never forgotten how to open that bucket and he now asks if I read the instructions! Talk about a role reversal! I didn’t point out that he too should have read them…..LOL!

     
  • Oh! P.S….we had to buy a new bucket for the honey… the lid dosen’t unscrew so well when it is sliced up with a box cutter.

     
  • Heeheehee… I love this story.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson said:
    As long as a man stands in his own way, everything seems to be in his way.
    How true this is.

     

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